The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee:

Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp:

Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you and bite you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Posted on May 7, 2012 via Masters of Reality with 73,679 notes

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bluandorange:

allllll-of-the-spectacular:

hangthecode:

The Medallion Calls

Ok this one is actually perfect

shit

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Posted on May 6, 2012 via Hang The Code with 53,484 notes

Source: hangthecode

I was sorted into Slytherin! I was hoping for Ravenclaw but this is ok, it came down between Slytherin and Gryffindor, and you can guess which I chose.

Nothing against Gryffindor House, I just feel that I didn’t meet their requirements.

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